February 2011
34 posts
January 2011
34 posts
SmartphOWNED - FMS #4084 →
SmartphOWNED - FMS #4264 →
SmartphOWNED - FMS #4878 →
kay-aero-line:
best scene ever!
haha love this…i downloaded this song just because of this
whe I see a new Luan Legacy video in my...
luanlegacy:
ladyc512:
ME TOO GIRL!
no joke
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die together in an accident. And got to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!”
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them.
The first woman accidentally steps on one....
One Smart Guy from Ka'u
Mr. Kama lived alone on the South side of the Big Island, known to all s Ka’u. He wanted to dig his taro patch, but it was very hard work because the ground was too hard (no more enuff rain). His only son, Kimo, who used to help him, was in Kulani prison. The old man wrote a letter to Kimo and explained his predicament.
Dear Kimo,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t...
awear:
If you’re from Hawaii you will appreciate this. Haha.
LOLZ
Express.: 20 Ways to Survive a Horror Movie →
sarahespiritu:
itschelcuisine:
eeerin:
ayeeesheez:
xintsik:
ahh-shett:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3....
: The New Zodiac dates! →
aceondeck:
Due to astronomers finding an inconsistency in the Earth’s axis/rotation, a 13th zodiac sign has been added, Ophiuchus. WTF, this changes everything.
ARIES = APRIL 19 - MAY 13 TAURUS = MAY 14 - JUNE 19 GEMINI = JUNE 20 - JULY 20 CANCER = JULY 21 - AUG 9 LEO = AUGUST 10 - SEPTEMBER 15 …
Wow didn't cover your bases well
well isn’t that a bitch and a half really?!? wow i feel unloved and i guess i’m not a fun person to have around….to not have that shit be covered up that well either really
I survived 2010 without getting pregnant.
bdinong: